It sounds like a baby's murder

There is a cat outside my window who constantly insists that the cat inside should come out to play. But whenever he opens his mouth to let us know, it sounds like a baby being murdered.
The first time I heard it, adrenalin pumped furiously through my body. I imagined the worst possible situation.

MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS ARE KILLING THEIR OWN CHILD!

After peering outside my window, I realized it was the cat's meow. And I wondered - what the FUCK is wrong with that ugly orange cat?

I'm still wondering - although I am now considering that my cat is female, it might be a good guess to assume that ugly orange cat just wants a little poon...

Its fucking creepy though. Seriously.



Romeo, Romeo where for art thou?